Monday, October 13, 2008

Take Pity On Me

Dear relatives who supposedly love me so much,

Both Jewish and Christian holidays are rapidly approaching and perhaps in lieu of gifts this year around december-ish, you could send them to me now!

What I wish for most is:
low fat caesar salad dressing
graham crackers
goldfish
100 calorie packs
Indian food (just kidding)

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